"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
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Things that I write:
Things that I don’t write:
Things people haven’t heard of
- Closing the god damn door
Things the Bride is:
- A whore
Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in:
- This Place
WATCH THE VIDEO IT’S 30 TIMES FUNNIER THAN THE GIFSET OMG
There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe.
Captain Georg Von Trapp marries his children’s governess Maria Augusta Kutschera in Salzburg, 26 Nov 1927 -
Rupert (born in 1911) – Was portrayed as Friedrich
Agathe (born in 1913) – Was portrayed as Liesl
Maria (born in 1914) – Was portrayed as Louisa
Werner (born in 1915) – Was portrayed as Kurt
Hedwig (born in 1917) – Was portrayed as Brigitta
Johanna (born in 1919) – Was portrayed as Marta
Martina (born in 1921) – Was portrayed as Gretl
Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.
#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face
if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real
my self esteem has two levels
- im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
- bow down before me bitches i am your queen