OH GOD WEST’S FACE WHEN HE TASTES HIS OWN COOKING IS FUCKING PRICELESS
HE’S LIKE, “OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL DID I PUT IN THAT”
my dad just came in and said “hey i got the Orange Is the New Black home game!”
i was confused and then he brought in an old lamp and a screwdriver and told me to fix it
The worst part of being Australian on tumblr is that the point at which everyone starts losing their shit and night blogging I’m just sitting down to a cup of afternoon tea and missing the whole hysteria vibe.
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
long live teenage girls they have to deal w/ teenage boys and high school and so many men who want to take advantage of them god bless teenage girls
and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years